Tuesday, December 7, 2010

In re: Snowman Pillow

Dear Myrtle,

I know you like soft, stuffed things, typically in the shape of animals. I know that you like to pretend you are killing them and the squeaker inside. All fine, that's why I buy these things for you. However, snowman pillow("SP") decoration is not a toy. I found him on the floor last Thursday, so I put him back on the sofa. I found SP on my bed on Friday, so I put him back on the sofa. On Saturday, SP had mysteriously made his way to your bed, hidden in a pile among Hedgie, Candy, and Stretchy Dog. This is strange, seeing as SP cannot move about on his own. Frosty the Snowman is an anomaly if you think that's how you would slip this by me. This time I put SP on the sofa behind a regular old throw pillow, where he stayed until today. I came home to find SP on the kitchen table. I'm sure he likes his daily adventure, and I'm beginning to enjoy this new game. I'll call it Snowman Hunt. Thank you for not eating his buttons off.

Love,
Momz

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