Dear Whorebag,
Contrary to what you obviously think, I do not enjoy accompanying you on sniffing expeditions at 10 PM when the windchill is 3 degrees. When you sit at the door whimpering, I assume that it's because you need to do your business and not because you just want to go kicking around the block. I just thought you should know. Maybe next time you'll remember how much salty paws hurt.
Love,
Your Annoyed Momz
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